Dateline Monday July 29, 2013 – Portland, Oregon: Friday’s “Occupy The Post Office” was a cornucopia of “commie” comedy, with socialists caught on tape “astroturfing,” praise for Bernie Sanders, recruiting the homeless, and a “Fu@k Darrell Issa” T-Shirt; all wrapped up in the most amazing birthday cake the videographer ever tasted. Come and listen in as he tries to resist the succulent socialist confectionary. (Spoiler alert: he’s not successful).
If you make it through the Marxist Ben Franklin speech calling for free 24×7 internet access for all, you’ll get random kooks from the International Socialists Organization (ISO) hawking newspapers and blowing birthday party favors (and what in the world is that lady ranting about?) It’s just how we celebrate the birthday of the US Post Office in the People’s Republic of Portland. So who specifically did the astroturfing? We get the goods: you’ll have to hang in ’til the end but to quote the videographer … “I’ll tell you one thing … that’s some damn good cake.” (in HD) Enjoy.